I threw my back out Monday- as in couldn't walk without excruciating pain. Caused by stepping out of the car. I wasn't even DOING anything like, say, lifting a box, practicing back flips, or saving kittens from a burning tree. I was basically walking. Does this qualify me for "old lady" status? Weigh in below, and be gentle. My arthritic bones can't take the ridicule.
Yes, it makes you very old. Older than me, even with the five years I have on you numerically. At least I've never debilitated myself by getting out of a car!! *knocks on wood*
ReplyDeleteHey Geezer, where your cane?
ReplyDeleteYou're ancient, decrepit, and disentigrating rapidly. Expect orthopedic shoes for your next birthday ;)
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